Waste Your Days Pretending

beecalves:

She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her outside, she doesn’t like the outdoors so she won’t run around. She doesn’t like cat toys, she doesn’t like catnip. Anything normal that cats like she just doesn’t like. (x)

stop I can’t

(Source: britta-saurus, via hoodiesforlife)

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(via grandkanye)

seerofsarcasm:

nocommericalvalue:

awildhare:

Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance. 

Fuck yeah

That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea. 

(via cookies-equal-happiness)

rhysismildlyamused:

tippytoeslovesyou:

another-roadside-attraction:

this is so good

These are some gorgeous pieces :0

Fucking gorgeous

(Source: its-tuesday-again, via writingthewayout)

(Source: now-this-is-living, via hoodiesforlife)

(via manda)

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

(Source: traumatrae, via tryingtoberemembered)

I got elbowed in the shin today at work by a kid during a game, and the bruise is the size of my fist and that’s just not okay.

(Source: salt-water-kidz, via writingthewayout)

galehawthorne:

galehawthorne:

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

(via forever90s)