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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

(Source: theone8888)

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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You can now pay someone’s delinquent Detroit water bill online

pixelatedtoys:

I cant help right now, but hopefully some of y’all can.

(Source: glegrumbles)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

sophie turner | portrait session - san diego comic con 2014 x

(Source: daenerysstormbon)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(Source: troylerisinyou)

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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